Ask and answer
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Do y’all want to know what I really hate?
Waking up with a migraine.
HATE.
Want to know what else I hate?
Going to Sam’s Club.
HATE x 1,000,000.
Guess what two things have occurred in the past six hours?
Yep.
Want to know something else I’m not fond of?
Needing to pee while I’m at Sam’s. Stupid Weight Watchers and all that water I’m supposed to be drinking.
Want to know what I’m really good at?
Holding it, even in the face of a potentially nasty accident. I’m that good.
Want to know what I just lurve?
My iPod, which allowed me to drown out the usual sounds at Sam’s Club of some child somewhere in the store yelling loudly because he got smacked by his mama.
Want to know what else I lurve?
My husband, which is why I was Sam’s Club in the first place because he ran out of Diet Cokes. He simply cannot function in the a.m. without at least two Diet Cokes coursing through his bloodstream.
Do I have any more questions to ask and answer today?
No, I do not.
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green girl | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:59 am
My condolences, sweetie. I never go there. I’m not a member.
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blackbird | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Are you sure?
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The Guider | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Is Sam’s Club like a big warehouse? I’m imagining it like Costco or Makro.
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flutterby | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
2 females in this house today with PMS and migraines. And because of other outside influences, it’s been one HELL of a pissy ass day. Which I will blog about tomorrow. Probably pasted straight from the whiney email to Mindy because yes… I am that lazy.
Guider: Sam’s is like Costco… without the class. But I still go there.
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Mrs. G. | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm
We should be neighbors today. I could invite you over for some coffee and conversation and lice. Sounds special, huh?
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Jeanne | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Oh, I had that migraine yesterday. Sorry you got it today. I took mine to work last night. Not a good idea. I sold some furniture and forgot to put the SOLD tags on it.
Have you seen the website gardenofpraise? They have pictures of famous works of art with a small commentary about the painter. They are written for elementary school students Might be too simplified for Elegant?
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Josie | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Hate migraine’s. And I’m guessing Sam’s Club is like Costco up here - it’s a hell pit.
Not good to hold it Miss Jen!!
Hopefully it’s gotten better.
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Tara | Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Hi,
Have you tried “Click n Pull” from Sam’s Club? You can shop online and then they have all the products pulled for you when you get there. I do mine the day before. They keep frozen, refrig. and shelf items separate. The best thing evah!!! Makes my visit to Sam’s about 10 minutes total.
Tara
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Bunny Bunster | Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I actually like going to Sam’s, at least it’s better than Wal-Mart but only by a smidge.
I’ve got your migraine right now.
joy