All better now

Any residual angst I might have had from this morning’s travails with Elegant are all gone now. Why? Because I went back to see my man Richard, who gives such great hair that I could totally see us having an affair. Well, except for that whole thing about him being gay and in a committed relationship. Oh, and that thing about Pete and me being legally married and all that. But BESIDES that, Richard is a most fab man because he not only cuts hair, he tells good stories, AND he listens to whatever nonsense comes out of my mouth AND offers insightful commentary.

Oh, and all that guilt I was feeling last month about going to a frou frou hair place? All gone now.